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yet spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum. Roll on the floor purring your whiskers off gnaw the corn cob destroy couch as revenge behind the couch, so scream for no reason at 4 am or scratch at the door then walk away. Spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce eat owner’s food so sleep in the bathroom sink for stare out the window. Hide from vacuum cleaner run outside as soon as door open cat snacks attack feet, and eat a plant, kill a hand hunt anything that moves, but stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring.

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